Over the last year or so, I have been repeatedly invited to a weekly Friday gathering at a married acquaintance's guest house. I finally relented and attended the party that took place last Friday. There was booze in abundance and at least thirty young "students" in the air early twenties frolicking with rabid thirty something guys obviously trying hard to relive their youth (or maybe make up for a wasted youth). It was an amusing scene, and the sexual tension in the air was so damn pervasive that i half expected it to turn into a full scale shag session.
"Pick anyone you want" said my drunken host as he handed me a glass of brandy. "Enjoy man, enjoy". I laughed and thanked him for his hospitality, but in reality the prospect of sleeping with one or a few of the girls in attendance had no appeal whatsoever. Why? Simply because I cannot operate on such a base level and make the effort for just a passionless roll in the hay. What happens afterwards? Do I have anything in common with them? Can we possibly be friends afterwards? Can she introduce me to anything new? Can she add any value to my life?
Don't get he wrong I like a good shag as much as the next person, but there has to be more to it than just sex. Sex is great with the right person, where there is some form of emotion involved, especially after a year of rampant shagging and you have learnt how best to please each other. I feel we at least have to be on the same page and share somethings in common.
As I left the party, my host stumbled up to me and asked "no take away?" I laughed and told him I was too tired. However, in reality I've had my fair share of shag sessions. What can I say?I guess I am a little different from they are.
It's good to be back! :-)
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"No take away?" Oh Lord! that must be one of the most offensive insults I have heard in a long time! Oh Lord! what a crude thing to say, how degrading, how banal!
Boorish male, you are definitely not like them, please avoid such parties, it is demeaning and disgusting.
It's good to have u back!!!
lol @ takeaway....... if only ppl can realize dat sex is a tad bit over rated
lol@'no take away',which kind pari be that?lol
good to have you back boor.So how was the journey and did u bring something for us?
Welcome back dude.
Damn damn!!! Your host is a CLOWN...lol!
Check out: Pick anyone you want. Mehn, dats a fcuking classic. I don't know da last tym i heard something like dat again!
Well, like the sayn goes, one man's meat is another man's poison..huh?
Gracias!
You sure are different...not many guys are of the thinking that there has to be more to it than just sex.
"What happens afterwards? Do I have anything in common with them? Can we possibly be friends afterwards? Can she introduce me to anything new? Can she add any value to my life?" True questions. And the guy who asked no take away....some people just don't get it.
r u lyk 4 real 4 real back?
pls say it is so!
erm is dere a continuation 2 this post?
Good to see you are back too:)
"Take Away"???
LOL
...And there I was thinking 'take away' was a term used in restaurants...concerning food. Well, there goes my vocabs.
Funny.
Well, Boorish, at the risk of sounding old skool, I do believe you made the right decision. Meaningless sex is only fun for so long; I guess at a point, the boy becomes a man and no longer values the ways of the boys.
Age, like they say, is nothing but a number. Growing old is not a matter of choice for anyone (man or woman), but growing up is definitely a matter of choice. You have chosen to grow up.
....God, I sound sooooo old. Honestly, I don't have any grey hair...yet.
@Waffarian:
I finally found out what happened when I left the party...... Naija don spoil finish....
@gucci:
Where have you been? Been meaning to call you but my phone is on the blink and I've lost most of my numbers.
@chickala:
The sort of party where there are no limits or inhibitions....
@Ugo:
Oya talk now, which one be your own meat? Lol
#jj:
Tell me about it!!!!
@vera:
You sound like my mom.....Lol
@i'm a babe:
I am back!!!
@moi:
Good to be back.
lol. just read this post!! MADNESS is all i can say!! no take away ke? women are now Macdonalds?? is there 'drive -thru?'
abeg jare! you have just grown up. Its not like you are not like the "them" you are just tired of the same old same old. Dont try to portray yourself as saint boorish!
@anon:
You come across as another one of those people that can read but lack the nessesary skills to fully comprehend. At which point did I portray myself as a saint? Did I not state that I have done my bit?
If I have in fact 'grown up' (using your words) and they haven't, does that not imply that I am a tad different from what they are?
Try to think before you post, ok? You are more than welcome to air your views here, but do endeavour to make them smart. Have a good one.
the key word is value, and as a student of supply chain management anything that does not add value to your life is considered waste in the supply chain. i suppose the girls that do not add value can be considered as 'waste'
take-away... i'v heard that b4, quite irritating.
...Why? Simply because I cannot operate on such a base level and make the effort for just a passionless roll in the hay. What happens afterwards? Do I have anything in common with them? Can we possibly be friends afterwards? Can she introduce me to anything new? Can she add any value to my life?..."
How old are you? cos of the above comment. It's rare that someone won't want a "take away" when they could easily have had one because of the above comment, doesn't make you different like jj said, but mature, which takes age on the part of guys.
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