Happy anniversary to you, Happy anniversary to you!!!!!
Happy anniversary my Valkyrie, five years of a happy marriage, two lovely kids and a great husband, I must say you have done well for yourself. It seems like almost yesterday that you called me to tell me he proposed to you, sorry I missed your wedding.
This is just to let you know that I have forgiven you for swatting me over the head with a fish slice and making me dive out of my kitchen window to escape another hit. I had just shaved my dreads off and you had such a wicked aim, you got me right on the ogo. I know it wasn't nice coming across that picture of the naked onyibo girl in my bed, I still maintain that the picture was taken after we broke up. You really ought not have been going through my stuff anyway, afterall we had stopped being an item a year before.
I have forgiven you for turning my family against me, I will never forget arriving home from work last year only to find you in a deep conversation with my mother and two of my sisters.
"Mummy would you believe that Boorish told me he was just going out to buy newspapers and he didn't come back for three days"
"Mummy would you believe that Boorish had three other girlfriends within a five minute radius of my house"
I forgive you for spiking my drink and laughing at me when I started hearing the lamposts speak , and then seeing a tartan coloured snake slither down the high street.
Happy anniversary my Valkyrie, even though we barely see each other, thanks for being my friend.
I know you read this blog, and your suspicions were right, it is me.
Have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 comments:
Not surprised that it is you, remember I know you better than most. The kids are fine and the husband is great. BM (or should I say IO), you are nothing but a loveable rogue and a great friend. Luv ya.
Valkyrie (Why did u name me that)
Have a good one!!!!
Boorish, u will kill me one day.Chei, where do u meet such chicks?
Besides, where did u sef go for three days, ehn?
She spiked ur drink?? LOL. That's funny. I'd love 2 do that 2 someone...just so I can have something to laugh about when I'm feeling down.
@catwalq:
I don't know why I evoke madness in my female friends. Maybe I should go to the nearest church for spiritual cleansing.
I was abducted by aliens for three days I swear!!!!!
;-)
@vera:
She did,spike my drink. They still laugh about it till date.....
agree with you vera, i should do that someone... a tartan coloured snake?... LMAO!
Boorish! boorish! boorish! how many times did i call you... your nose should grow for that tale... abducted by aliens my foot!
and You haven't answered?.... why did you name her valkyrie...
@tyger:
I am still traumatised by the experience, that bloody snake was huge, and the lamp posts were saying "naughty, naughty"......
I swear I was truly abducted by aliens for three days, I was subjected to all sorts of experiments. It was so scary.
In Norse mythology, the Valkyries, were warrior maidens who attended Odin, ruler of the gods.I named her Valkyrie because she always had my back, if anyone ever crossed me, they had her to contend with. She was one tough cookie.
Ahw!
that's so sweet.... that's the way it should be anyway... y be with a man who's back i can't have?...lol...
so what experiments did these aliens carry out.... this almost tallies with my suspicion that aliens abducted my mum when she was preggy with me and injected her with something so now they are watching me for abnormal behavioural tendencie... i can so show myself sometimes ... lol...
@Tyger:
Lol!!!!
LOL>>>>>
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