Monday, January 15, 2007

My Sex

My Sex


I couldn't resist doing this.....




Q1) How old were you the first time?

13


Q2) Name of your first?

N ( Two years older than I was)


Q3) Good or Bad?

Brilliant, I finally got what i had spent the last six months begging and buying her shortbread for!!!


Q4) Name of the worst & why?

Z. Horrid horrid sex. She was beautiful but so not sexual, had no idea :-(


Q5) Name of the best and why?

E (see question 13)


Q6) Weirdest place you ever had sex?

A-level school library, Nightclub, Train toilets, wardrobe at a party, in hyde park, a strangers backyard.


Q7) Favorite Position:

Slow doggy style, really slow, not moving my body, just using my arms to guide her slowly onto it. When she wants the full stroke, i stop her and tease her with half of it till she really struggles to get it, and when she least expects it, I let her have it...........


Q8) Ever fake an orgasm?

Yes with Z (question 4) I was wearing a rubber and the lights were off, so she didnt know. LOL


Q9) Would you admit it if the person asked?

I told her recently (she is married with kids now, so she doesn't care.)


Q10) Favorite time of day to have sex?

Anytime will do, provided the mood is right.


Q11) Most times you have had sex in one day?

15... With one chick five times, left her went to my other girls place (lived five minutes away) hit her for six, went home had a meal and a shower and took four more shots. (NOTE: This was in my wild days).


Q12) Same person?

Nope


Q13) Ever fantasize about someone other than the one you’re with?

Oh! Yes, loads of times, especially if the sex isn't great, I think of my beloved E, who rocked me to the very depths of my soul. It wasn't fast, it wasn't furious just slow, sensual, overwhelming, sweet and amazing sex. We were in the back seat of my car, we kissed for a while and then she ran her hand down from my face, to my chest and then lightly stroked my ---- through my jeans. She leaned over and kissed me down there and ran her tongue from the base to the tip repeatedly until i moaned and did my best to un-hook her bra.

I played with her nipples till she moaned, hitched up her skirt and took me in her mouth and bobbed her head up and down slowly. (there was no sucking, just using the insides of her mouth and her tongue to tease me). I played with her clit, "That is so good, please i want you inside me now" she said as i marvelled at her wetness. "Please do it slow, slow slow" she said as I made my way into her moistness.

Slow it was, 20 minutes of slow love making, she wound her hips and rubbed me sensually on my chest in circular motions and pulled me closer and scratched my back lightlty whilst making sweet incoherent noises in my ear. I came once, did not stop, came the second time didnt stop and my body arched upwards as i came to my third, most intense and loudest orgasm.


Q14) Restrictions during sex?

No inhibitions!


Q15) Accessories?

I have had a number of chicks on a vibrator.


Q16) What?

U heared me


Q17) Done it in a car?

Too many times to count, I was caught by a bunch of kids whilst slipping it to some chick, they cheered as we drove away...


Q18) Had a Threesome?

Many, many threesomes and moresomes...


Q19) Want to have sex now?

Would be nice!!!!

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOSH!!
you're wild days were really wild!!! that's hilarious I love it!!!!
Hey Mr!!!!!!!
WOW, I get so lost in your words it's unbelievable. i'm always displaced to another place and time, it's incredible!
Ah this entry made me hot oh!!

Anonymous said...

oh yes and I know this is silly but I AM FIRST! :P

TMinx said...

15 ko, 15 ni. This Mr Boooorr which kin lie be this one now. Or do you think you are the studs in all those fantasy novels?

Naijadude said...

You tell me what I have on this now? My sexual tales is so timid compared to yours!
Tell me about me wild, promiscuos and reallly really taking advantage of the youthful exuberance....

Dont start acting like an angel, I bet you still got all thos traits in you, cant lost dem like that..

Abija wara be ekun, kare omo akin!! (A strong man like a lion, ride on the strong man)

Boorish Male said...

@mphaelele:
I haven't even started yet, but I have learnt that people just don't get it. Glad You ENJOYED my post.......
;-)

@tminx
I am definitely not lying, it is very possible, and it did happen, dont get it twisted my dear it is amazing what the body can do if it is primed for something. In all honestly sweetie, now i know /i have to re-introduce myself the next time isee you. However as you are my cybercrush, i'll let you know who I am after a few dates. Get ready sweetie, I'm coming for you.

Boorish Male said...

@naijadude
Aburo, mi o ni pa ira fun e. I still have it in me I am just being discliplined and mature about things now.......

Dimples said...
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Dimples said...

WOW!!!..That was a DEEP peice of reading...as in i can't open my mouth..and trust me I'm never short for words

Wild days abi???Ok i believe u...but brother 13 years old ???Wow!!!

Daddy's Girl said...

Whoa! TaureanMinx, you'd best get ready!! Boorish is coming for you!

Boorish Male said...

@dimples:
Yep 13 years old, i needed to get some because i was going crazy looking at my older cousin's playboy magazines.....
Hope you like the blog.

@daddy's girl:
Tminx will be mine, i have met her before but she has no idea. She is so damn cute and sweet looking, just my spec. Maybe i can convince her to change her name to boorish girl.....

Anonymous said...

13 years old ehn?!?! So you started this your boorish stuff from long time ago ehn?! lol.. you just gave me fantastic memories of shortbread(lol.. 2nd thing I'll eat when I come back to naija.. the Canadian one doesn't taste the same jare!)..boorish is a serious freak...freaking in all those places eh?hehe.. luv the position.. any variation of doggy is always the shiznit!! lmao... 16 forreal? holy angels!!! lmao.. i'm flabbergasted(and I never even use that word>.. lol)answer 13: NOW THATS SOME SEX!!!lol.. you've been a real bad boy moorish.. so bad its good... luvs it!!! lol

Anonymous said...

na wa o!!!!!!!!!!!! u got it bad mate. but dang!!! 15 in a day???? is dat even possible??? nd i aint even gon lie, answer 13 was on FIRE!!! got me all hot(LOL)

Boorish Male said...

@overwhelmed:
Glad you enjoyed the post, I am waiting for the bible bashers to come. I have a few choice word for them..............
Have a good one gorgeous.

@chicka
Glad you enjoyed answer 13....
Do you want more? ;-)

Anonymous said...

ofcourse i want more..(LOL)

Boorish Male said...

@CHICKA
OK THEN GORGEOUS!!!
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
JUST SAY AND I'LL PROVIDE.

Anonymous said...

Atleast you know what most woman like,NICE AND SLOW, SLOW, SLOW DOGGY!!!!!!! All you gear number 5 gotta hit that fast brothers take note!!!!!!. I had to finish myself off.hmmm goodnight

Boorish Male said...

@anonymous:
Sleep well.....

Anonymous said...

13 years old?..............shouldn't u have been playing nintendo or watchin captain planet?

Boorish Male said...

@gucci
What can i say? I was a early starter..

TMinx said...

HABA!

Boorish Male said...

@tminx:
I am coming for you!!!

Uzo said...

15times in a day?

I finally got round to your blog courtesy of Tminx. LOLYou did this tag...So interesting

Boorish Male said...

@Uzo
I was muc h younger by the way!!

Anonymous said...

if u were much younger and u did 15?i wonder how many u will do now? 30?lol

Confused Naija Girl said...

haaaa did you see the controversy this post caused in overwhelmed's blog. dont let Adeolu or whats the name of the other chick catch you oh! wow you have had quite the history!!!
you should teach a class!

Boorish Male said...

@confused
I am just waiting for the christian brigade to mess with boorish. I'll give them a bloody nose.....

Noni Moss said...

Wow! You definitely have a way with ... words .... (hahahaha)- 13 was particularly descriptive.

Loll - 15 in one day? were you counting multiple orgasms or 15 seperate start to finish?

Finally - how old are you now? I'm quite curious.

Noni Moss said...

sorry ignore the last question - just read the older posts and saw your age.

Vera Ezimora said...

You freaky sexy voice-having guy! Are you really boorish? You didn't sound so on my voicemail.

Well, with that voice of yours......hmmmmmm, I dunno what I will do for it. LOL

Boorish Male said...

@noni
14 orgasms the by the 15th The entire cartridge had been emptied of bullets.

My dearest Vera
I never did consider myself, boorish, but an old flame of mine enjoyed referring to me as such. i guess she was intent on shattering my self image.....
What do you sound like vera? I have to find out.....

TMinx said...

Kai Boorish male is already cyber cheating. Madam Vera, wait for me there
*stalks of and goes to retrieve the bazuka*

Boorish Male said...

@Taurenminx:
My dearest, kindly lay down the bazooka, i have planned a romantic dinner by candle light, where we will stare into each others eyes, consume copious amounts of isi-ewu, washed down with kai-kai whilst being serenaded by my local ogene band. The venue?
at my favorite pepper soup joint. I have plans to wake you up to a sumptious breakfast consisting of fresh akara and sweet pap in bed the next morning........

TMinx said...

How did you know that was my best diccchhh?

Boorish Male said...

@Tminx
I just knew, it was written in the stars!!!! lol

Naijadude said...

Hmmm LOL...something serious is sure going on!

Tminx, make sure you enjoy the akara and pap very well oh...come go take shower bath at the back of the house! Arghhhhh!

Vera...did I just catch you cyber cheating?

Uzo said...

Okay...TMinx, Boorish, Vera and Naija have me jealous. I want a blog lover now to serenade me by the obalende suya joint....What nonsense....

naijabelle said...

Answer to question no 13 got me was so properly explained i could almost vision it

Boorish Male said...

@naijadude
Do you think they will accept being married to the same man?


@uzo:
e-mail me at redhotlover@loverslane.com
Keep it on the DL ok?

@londonnaijachick
thanks for stopping b, will check your blog out in a minute....

Vera Ezimora said...

lol

TaureanMinx, don't try me o! You know when I see what I want, I go for it ASAP. You berra be nice to me if you don't wanna lose UNboorish male.

And don't believe all that stuff he typed there jare. It's very obvious he doesn't care 4 you like that. In fact, if I were you, I would save my dignity and give him up before he gives you up for me. Hehehehe.

Fine-voiced boy, what's up? How u dey? Last nite was great!

Boorish Male said...

@vera
Bodi dey for cloth...
Glad you enjoyed last night
LOL
;-)

Anonymous said...

oga oh.. am shor of words....at 13?? r u ibo?

Unknown said...

13 and she was 15. U have a thang for older ladies hmmmn?

LOL at those boys cheering as you drove off. They must have thought their Christmas had come early - free and live porn!!

Boorish Male said...

@msjade
No i'm not Ibo....
Why did you ask?
Is 13 that early?

@calabargirl
In all honesty, older women have a certain poise and sophistication that is second to none. So yes i do like older chicks.

The cheering boys seemed to enjoy it just as much as i did...
Lol

Vera Ezimora said...

lol @ Ms. Jade. What is that supposed 2 mean? Ibo boys are whores? LOL. This is too funny.

Fine-voiced guy, you need 2 renounce ur affiliation with TMinx. That girl has insulted me tooooo much! Can u imagine the likeness?!

In fact, I'm marching over 2 ur house right now. We need 2 discuss this face 2 face

Vera Ezimora said...

Come this boy, where da hell did u go 2?

You NEED 2 check out my blog ASAP

Life through rose-tinted glasses said...

hah now i'm scared my boyfriend just told me last nyte he lost his virginty at 13..ur not by any chance my boyfriend are u lol! men i really loved this post i'm so deinately coming back..x

Anonymous said...

Na wa o!

UnNaked Soul said...

this is serious oh!