Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Ever Seen The Movie Threesome?



I actually lived that life for a year whilst studying for my post-grad. A was a half Indian and half Belarusian beauty, B was a tall Nigerian babe with legs to die for, we were friends, and often and had slept with each other individually.



One day, following lectures we got very drunk and A and B started kissing each other, there is nothing quite as sexy as two chicks going for it, they got naked and put up a show for me, eventually i joined in and had the most amazing experience, we were at it from mid afternoon till the early hours of the next morning, we had sex so many times that i still wonder how i managed to keep it up, considering how voracious they both were. We practically lived together for the rest of the academic year, the good thing about it was that we were all experienced and no one got unnnessesarily jealous.


Following our post grad, A is working as a solicitor in the UK, B is in the states studying for her MBA, and i am back in Nigeria. I often wonder what it would be like if we were to meet up again.


Just a relic from my past...........

30 comments:

Noni Moss said...

Wow! Good for you!

Boorish Male said...

@noni
It was very good for me!!!!
;-)

Naijadude said...

Eww...darn! dude, you got some history, dont bother denying that eh! Infact I will re-evaluate my decision looking for an adopted brotha!

Mba, me na Xtian boy! LOL

Well, am glad its your past now, you moved past the stage, hence I am awaiting my invitation to naija next summer for the wedding ...hahahaha

Boorish Male said...

@naijadude
You have to find me a wife first.
;-)

snazzy said...

I suppose the fact that i can congratulate u shows that I have grown as a person. I remember almost eating my own liver in envy my freshman year when a basketball player did the same with two of the hottest girls in my class.

Boorish Male said...

@snazzy
So your were a hater?
Thats a no no.

snazzy said...

dude when you go from being top dog in high school to being fourth in the pecking order behind athletes, frat boys and random upperclassmen with game it was hard not to hate. Especially when a few days before that some random junior chick who was practically humping me on the dance floor x-ed me the moment she discovered i didn't play a sport. Now I'm not saying I should have hated but I understand.

Boorish Male said...

@snazzy
Dude, I am kinda going through something similar. In Lagos of today where money rules; a young(ish)upwardly mobile professional male behind the 419ers, drug dealers and old men. I can relate.......

soul said...

hold up...
the movie threesome was about 2 men and one woman. (we are talking about the movie with one of the baldwin brothers... right?).

2 guys, one girl..

Boorish Male said...

@soul
I was refering to the lifestyle.
Get it?

Vera Ezimora said...

Boorish Male, you just wanna make the rest of the guys jealous. Why do men get turned on by two females kissing? What is it about them that makes y'll lose your good sense (not that y'll ever really have it, lol).

Wonder why gals don't feel the same way about 2 men kissing.

Boorish Male said...

@vera
I cannot explain what it is aabout two chicks going for it that is such a turn on. I wish i knew...
I am eagerly awaiting the next chapter. :-)

Confused Naija Girl said...

hmm we want more details now. the various positions , how many times in my opinion this post was too short! anyway whatever turns you on because i no for a fact girls are not turned on by two guys kissing!

Anonymous said...

Er, what's a threesome?

Okay I've got to give it to you, you dey enjoy oh!

Boorish Male said...

@confused
i'm trying to keep the stories PG13, as i don't wish to traumatise some of our fellow bloggers ;-)

@azuka
I had many many, many such and even wilder experiences before i decided to turn over a new leaf.

TMinx said...

I think two men kissing is kinda ew.

..... said...

I agree with Tminx, 2 men kissing is irritating men! But 2 chicks going on it is WOW! Thtas the best way to have a 3some, let the ladies go first then join in. Believe me

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Naijadude said...

heheh na wah o! Good thing you are making it PG13, cos seriously some of us need not know the graphic details.. Overwhelmed dey see the fruit of her labor now! LOL

Yea a wife for you? Lots of fine girls in Nigeria now, and big girls sef, I never recommend my sister to any gentleman, well I will take it you are one. I rather you meet her on your own and face the judgement.

Boorish Male said...

@Taureanminx
Really? I know a lot of chicks that get off on watching two dudes......
I'll keep it PG-13.

@GH
I see you live up to your name...
LOL

@naijadude
Give me that hook up.....

Nneka's World said...

Been following your blog for a while now, i am truly loving it!!!
threesome, wow, you have really enjoyed yourself.
I saw that film, but the guys did not kiss, just paid loads of attention to the girl, wow

Boorish Male said...

@nneka's world....
I was the equivalent of the girl in the mix. Two chicks, i got the full service. ;-)

Ms.Minx said...

I loved that movie, Lara Flynn Boyle looked a bit human at that point, lol. Great Blog :)

Boorish Male said...

@ms minx
Was that Lara Flynn Boyle?
What the hell happened to her?

Vera Ezimora said...

I'll publish it soon...but there will be no girl-on-girl action. LOL

Anonymous said...

ow you naaastay!! LOL

umm... actually there's nothing quite as sexy as 2 cats tearing a girl up... each one doing their best to be THE MAN! yes O!

Boorish Male said...

@vera
Hey you could add a little lesbo action to spice things up a bit....
I promise to buy five copies of the book if you do.


@lovekiwialot
Done that too (a good number of times), but that is a post for another day.

BabaAlaye said...

You're bringing back sweet memories son.
....(smiling to myself)

Anonymous said...

DANG>>> YOU ARE JUST A FREAKY DUDE!!!and I know that if nobody else could relate to this post.. definitely... BABAALAYE WOULD... lol...about the 2 guys kissing.. honestly I don't know if i'd find it sexy or not... i've only seen it from a distance. Boorish... we like your adventures oh.. and like confused... even the more details the better self(lol.. we know how much trouble I get in for yarning sex... but 4get all that nonsense and keep us posted.. me I dey enjoy your lyrics)

Boorish Male said...

@overwhelmed:
I have many more stories to tell, I'll break em' out just for you....