This is not right, I turn 30 in a matter of days, yet I am fitter, more energetic, stronger and far more agile than I was ten years ago. I was at the park at VGC today and I actually performed my first backflip at age 30!!!!! I go for a run everyday before work and I find that an hour is insufficient time for me to fully break a sweat. I've lost my six pack (due to my loathing of stomach exercises and my inabillity to stick to those boring diets), and if I do go to the gym, the effects show up instantly.
I've found the fountain of youth..........
I was going to blog about another of my sexcapades, but I have chosen to keep my blog PG-13................
Oh! What the hell..........
Sometime last year, a friend called me up and suggested we take his 35 year old unmarried cousin out for dinner. I agreed and we all went out to Pearl Garden for a meal, at the restaurant I struck up a really good rapport with her and there was an obvious attraction between us. We finished our meal, ordered another bottle of red wine, and chatted for about half an hour.
After the meal we proceeded to Bambuddha, but we weren't let in as my friend was wearing a t-shirt. We we then moved to 288 and had a couple more glasses of wine by the pool side, and it seemed like there was definitely romance in the air, due to the fact that she ignored her cousin and focussed on me entirely. After 288 we moved to Bachuss and ordered a bottle of Hennessey (my favorite tipple, and for my enjoyment only), and they ordered a bottle of something i couldn't quite recognise. There were a couple of my old flames in the club who didn't seem to enjoy the sight of me winin' and grinin' with this woman that appeared like she was robbing the cradle (I look 26 so it is somewhat understandable).
After much cavorting we managed to find a free corner (upstairs at Bhacchuss gets really packed), and she plants the sweetest kiss on me, (damn there was a lot of experience in them lips). So we snogged for 30 mins till we left the club at about six in the morning. When we got to her place she insisted that my cousin stayed over due to the fact that he was too drunk to complete the 15 minute journey to my house (we live in the same hood), where he was originally meant to sleep over. He had the couch and the chick and I moved to the bedroom.
She was voracious, she kissed every nook and cranny of my body, she was so much in tune with her body and was very vocal about what she wanted and knew just how to get herself off. She masturbated for my viewing pleasure and we did it from the front, doggy, from the side, with me sitting on her stool and her riding me, I bent her over the dresser and we ended it on the floor with her lying face down with her cute booty in the air. It was a rather pleasant experience and every thursday (before my NYSC community development) she would come over to my place for a quick shag before work.
It's over now and we hardly speak....
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Emmm so please explain again why your name is Boorish Male....
@nilla
Explain yourself woman!!!
my heart took a big pause wen u said sumtn abt keepin ur blog pg 13...dunt eva o!!!(LOL) i absolutely luvvvv ur blog, i got on it yesday nd since den ive been hooked. ill try 2 get on here evrytym i get d tym 2. ur a gr8 writer, however i cant help but wonder if all ur sexcapades r true(Lol)i mean cos damn if dey r, den u must really got it goin on. well keep em comin brotha
@Chicka
I tend to keep my wildest stories to myself because i have come to understand that most people just dont get it. I have truly lived an interesting life, i've seen a lot of stuff in my time, hence my present state of mind. Been there, done that so there has to be more to it than all this. My sister if I happen to meet the girl that does it for me (not in a strictly sexual sense) then that is it. Total commitment i pray.......
Thanks for reading my blog.....
Got on your blog and just read thru from your first post. I like d way you write and put across emotions............ anyhoo, am thinkin of going back to naija and am just reading blogs of returnees(lol)
gucci,
Nigeria is great, it can be frustrating a lot of the time but it is home.
If you need any information do let me know..
I sure will holla at you.
I know naija and d stress but UK is suckin d life outta me and my only other option is middle east(my family didnt even look at me when i told dem singapore or tokyo.............random craze)
@gucci,
believe me Lagos kicks the crap out of the Middle East and the UK I beg come home jo!!!
@nilla
The explanation can be found here:
http://boorishmale.blogspot.com/2006/11/reminiscing-on-love-that-never-was.html
Now I see.
Obviously I meant to say you're interesting!!
Have a wonderful weekend.
@nilla
Have a good one!!!!
well, i will come back once i decided on where to settle and get over the fear of living alone............ need guidance on someone who's done it tho, so am lookin for someone
From one Brighton person to another, dont sweat it. In life we need to believe in ourselves and make bold decisions. If you wish to chat about it we can meet online and discuss the issue, do let me know.......
u on yahoo?......my ID is flirtygucci
i'll add you on
Wow boorish male, you seem to have got the huk up with gucci, holla if u hea me! Lol! I have now forgotten my comment o! but nice1 love your blog!
@Cheetarah:
Thanks thanks for dropping by, will check you blog out right now.
Mr. PG13, from the "front, doggy style and everywhere"!
Give me tips on how I can have such escapades like us so I could reminisce when I brandish myself as boorish later on! Although I rather be humble.......
@naijadude
I hereby christen thee, Naija Boor.
Arise Sir Boor.......
I'm sure you have yor stories to tell.....
We all do ;-)
I thought i saw somebody attempting a back flip at the park. Damn near broke his neck....Was that by any chance you?
Take it easy with those over 30 single babes o. They can wear you out totally. They are just getting to their peak, while you had your glory days at 16-17. Easy bro.
Looks like we have a lot in common and we live in the same hood.
Great Blog.
@babaalaye:
It wasnt me that you saw ooo!!!
Thanks for reading the blog, will check yours out in a minute
I turn my back for one second and......!!! :)Mr Boor, hope you kept it wrapped up.
You made me wet
@tminx
Always do sweetheart, i leartnt my lesson.......
@Anonymous:
Lol, Lol, Lol
Dont you just love the internet baby?
backflip huh?!?! Flexible's always good!!!lol... and you and that babe... hot dang!!! Boorish.. you got it going on with the females..na so your game tight reach ehn?!?!
back flip at 30? as in like wao!!!
PG 13 indeed. nice blog though.
@overwhelmed
No be game o! They know i offer them discretion (I never speak a name), plus I am not too bad to look at. I just dont get it, I seem to be getting fitter stronger and........
I just dont get it.
@36inches
Thanks gorgeous
LOL ...Interesting story ... just got back and trying to catch up on all your posts!
Happy 30th Birthday by the way!
So you live in VGC? That's where I stayed while I was in lagos, I love it so much there!
@Vickii:
Welcome back!!!!
Did you hook up with Mcnaughty again. Thanks for the birthday wish. Lets have the skinny on your trip home.
I am stunned,but love the blog.I wish could write my stuff too but i ll make yours look like soft porn
@anonymous,
Come on lets hear it!!!
Thanks for stopping by....
love your blog.totally over the top but i like it.keep the stories coming.
@anonymous:
Thanks!!!!
Hey Happy Birthday! I see you're also part of the VGC massive ;-)
Interesting escapades you have there. Was your friend pleased that you were nailing his cousin?
My friend didn't seem to care that i was slipping it to his cousin.....
He seemed to find it funny.
i love ure blog, its so OTT, its mad! im gonna make it a point to check it out regularly.
fahking hell mate!!! you having fun!! hehe i berra add this to my fav hehe
@dami thanks dropping by.
@anonymous
Glad you like the blog.
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