A Couple Of True Stories From My Past

STORY 1

I was left traumatised by this incident with a supposedly calm and well brought up Nigerian girl. I was not looking for a relationship, and neither was she, we agreed to have a bit of fun and part ways when it all got stale. As I am writing this, i pray no one else suffers a similar fate at the hands of an abusive partner. I knew i had a problem the first time we slept with each other, as she faked her orgasm, she screamed:

"you are gifted, you are blessed, you have taken me to heaven, i cannot allow any other woman enjoy this".

When I decided to end this daliance, she poked her finger in my face and said i would live to regret my decision. On a cold wintry night after studying hard at the 24 hour library. To my great surprise, out of the corner of my eye i saw a five foot eleven female figure running at me as if she had recieved millitary training, and in her left hand i saw something glistening. My memory served me well, as i recognised it as the knife that she had used to slice meat when she cooked. Guys if you saw how sharp that knife was, only then could you fathom the level of terror that i felt. I screamed:

"oh! My God she is on fire"

And i took off at a great speed, with her in chase. I managed to cut through some buildings and i could no longer see her behind me. I slowed down to a brisk walk, after about five minutes i heared the sound of Nike Air Max trainers hitting the asphalt and a familiar female voice shouting,

"sex is not free".

I recoiled in horror, because the spectre behind was wild eyed and crazed with her winter coat billowing in the wind, making her look like a stereotypical character from a black and white horror movie, ( if you have watched Nosferatu then you will understand,), i shouted

"i reject this in the name of Jesus" (i am not even religious).

I took off once more fearing for my life. As i ran, something breezed past my ear, as it hit the flor with a clang i realsed that it was the knife, one more inch to the left and it would have severed my left ear, as i ran into the night, the residents on the street, heared a male voice shout "yee pa", if they looked out of their windows they would have caught sight of a young man running, with a look on his face that was a cross betwen pain, fear, bewilderment and self pity as the a Nike Air Max sneaker hit the back of his head.

STORY2

"I love you". Said boorish with tears in his eyes.

"I love you too". Came her reply. Her harmonious voice changing tone with every one of boorish's deep pelvic thrusts.

"Making love to you is a dream come true." she panted, as their sweaty bodies intertwined and formed a union.

Emotions reached a cresendo as they both reached orgasm. "Stay with me forever." She screamed, drawing boorish close, and wrapping her long legs around him.

"Forever." "Forever." "Forever." "I love you." Screamed boorish as he ejaculated.

Following their intimate act, boorish led her downstairs, only to be confronted with his father and close family friend, Uncle G.

Boorish noticed a look of recognition in Uncle G's eyes and a certain air of discomfort around his lover.

"It can't be, I love her and i know that i am her first and only lover." Thought boorish as he led her out of his home.

"Is that your girl friend." Asked uncle G, as he let himself into boorish's room, only to be confronted with the sight of him holding the picture of his girlfriend to his heart.

"We promised each other that we will be in love forever." Said boorish as he closed his eyes, savoring the memory of the love making session they shared 30 minutes prior to the arrival of his uncle at his room.

"You young boys are stupid."

"Why uncle?"

"Is this a movie."

"Uncle?"

"Do you think that you are Cary Grant?"

"I dont understand."

"How will you understand?" Said his uncle stamping his left foot on he floor, and making the coral beads on his wrist rattle.

"You think because you are young that you get all the women, I get them because i spend money on them, and that your sugar, i saw you with................."

"No Uncle!" Screamed boorish, dreading the conclusion of his uncle's statement.

"Yes i have had her." Said his uncle as he walked out of the room.

The room seemed to spin as the 18 year old boorish collapsed in tears, throwing the picture of his girlfriend to the ground, shattering its glass frame into a hundred pieces.