Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Something for the fellas

Hey there, how are we doing? It sure has been a while. As usual I've been keeping busy, and trying to seek clarity in this cold harsh world of ours. I try to love all of Gods creations, but I must warn you all to keep far away from the creature that threatens civilisation as we know it this evil being is known as
THE BITTER WOMAN.....





OK sweetheart, I understand that it could not have been easy growing up being so ugly in a world where beauty is so coveted. Take heart, just because your pockmarked face looks like someone danced the Charleston on it, whilst wearing a pair of golf cleats doesn't mean you have to share the pain. I know it isn't easy being ugly, you cannot help the fact that you look like a cross between sasquatch , Star Jones and Amy Winehouse on a bad hair day. does not mean that you have to be at odds with all that is fair and beautiful in this world. I am sure that underneath that unfortunate exterior lies a good heart.........


Let the bitterness go.




So what if you are unlucky in love, you wonder why you cant keep a man, you ask yourself why your friends are all married and you are stuck dealing with men that screw you, and can't wait to be far away from you not too long after the act.
According to you:

"Men are bastards"

"I don't need a man, my vibrator never fails"

"Life must be easier being gay"



Have you stopped for a minute to wonder if the problem might not be the guys? If you have failed in all attempts at relationships, do you not think that there is something wrong with you?

OK babe, when one really thinks about it, considering the standard of men today, maybe your vibrator would work best.





Don't be offended ladies, I was just kidding.........



Hey fellas, I have to ask you something. What is your obsession with thongs. I do not find them sexy at all. What is so mind blowing about the sight of that strip of gabardine (maybe even denim, khaki or nylon) riding up the crack of her shitter? When I see a thong I think wobbly squidgy butt cheeks, cellulite infested, stretch marked skin. I think skid marks, dangleberries or even worse dingleberries.

Think about it fellas........

It aint pretty.


Just some mindless rambling.................


Will be back properly soon.

28 comments:

shhhh said...

mr boorish is back. i called you son. i prefer french knickers myself to thongs bro. kinda grew out of the thong phase

Lighty 'neferet' Kopearl said...

boorish... honestly, wot did that girl do to u??? or wot did they do??? wot u asked some1's hand in marraige and she said no???

come on boor, remember uve gotto take it like a man. lol!

goodness this post was too funny, i dont even want to know wot amy winehouse looks like on a bad hair day. goodness, goodness mi. boorish boor boorish male. where did the sudden hate for women, sorry as u put it, 'bitter women' come from?
who inspired ur writeup? i beg u share wit us.

Anonymous said...

Hey dude, welcome back. I have missed your posts! Does this mean they'll be regular now?

Addicted Anon

Anonymous said...

just enough to crave more...Welcome back Boor.

naijabelle said...

lol! welcome back.
I don't see the fascination with thongs and as a gurl, they are uncomfortable to wear too (i speak for myself)

bumight said...

dang! chill on the bitterness bro...jeez!

as for the thongs, could it be that just maybe...maybe, u only happen to see it on "cellulite infested stretch-marked" skin? just asking...

Sugabelly said...

Now,now Boorish, be nice. Yes there are bitter women in the world, but most are not without due cause. I'm not saying all men are bastards, but a fairly large share of them actually are in some way or another, to some person or another. And yes, I've been bitter, and I'm trying to get past it. But I know for a fact that I had every right to be bitter because he FUCKED UP big time.

That being said, I don't like thongs. They're uncomfortable, and half the time they don't actually fit between the cheeks. G-strings are waaaay better, and they're pretty sexy if you get the right ones. And best of all, no dingle-dangleberries :D
Well not if you clean like you're supposed to :/

Glad you're back. Goodness knows I've waited long enough.

*To all the other commenters: Yes, I AM FIRST!! EAT THAT SUCKERS!!!!

~Sugabelly Speaks~

flawsandall said...

I was about to say i was first and hope dashed to the floor when I saw "comment moderation"..well maybe just maybe I am first

oh yeah..My name is Zephi Fahrenheit and I am a BITTER WOMAN and no. the problem is not me, its the men...sue me..lol

Boorish Male said...

@Last King:
Those french knickers are rather yummy i must say.....
Wetin dey?

@Lighty:
There is no bitter woman in my life at present. I am simply speaking for the few that i have encountered over the years. As stated in the post, i love all of Gods creations.

@anon:
Will try....


@ibilola:
Thanks.

@londonnaijachick:
I hear you my sister.

@bumight:

There is no bitterness here.
Too many women tend to wobble these days though.

@sugabelly:
Thanks for welcoming me back.....
I agree with you on thongs, they are funny things arent they.
With regards to dangleberries, there is nothing more embaressing than having your lover pick a berry from your shrub.
;-)


@ Zephi

Let that bitterness go my sweet.

Anonymous said...

welcome back. i think thongs or g-strings are incomfortable. french knickers rock and there are no VPL.

Bitterness is like a cancer. Early detection safes otherwise it can be deadly.

Boorish Male said...

@ anaon:

So true

Ms. Catwalq said...

Okay, when I begge dyou to return, I did not know you would come with your koboko in tow to flog some people...Haba!! who rubbed you the wrong way?

omo take it easy o...ehn, drink water...

but I still laughed sha

Idemili said...

Ugh! Gross!

jak said...

I'm not sure i'm a fan of how men hate on women's bodies. U encourage female body image issues. So not healthy.

Boorish, I'm disappointed.

However, welcome back :)

Boorish Male said...

@catwalq:
Na play i dey play o

@nobody:
Lol!

@nole:
I encourage female body issues?
Dont be so sensitive sweetie. We all should be able to poke fun at each other.

Anonymous said...

About time you started blogging again.
Thanks for letting me know...

Anonymous said...

How about writing something for the ladies ;)

Boorish Male said...

@nia:

Will do.

Sugabelly said...

Boorish! I'm hurt! I was first and you confirmed me after like 5 people! *sulks*

~Sugabelly Speaks~

Vera Ezimora said...

I had something to say. Now, I can't seem 2 find my words anymore.

vindication through innocence said...

LOL!! my eyes need to be washed out with dettol soap!!I take it you arent too fond of facially challenged people!!lol!!nice entry sha...

Boorish Male said...

@sugabelly:
sorry gorgeous....
Honest mistake.

@Vera:
Is it possible for you to ever be lost for words?

@Vindication:
Thanks

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you're kind of back!!! Yeh thongs are like disgusting and uncomfortable for me....lol french knickers are more sexy and classy :-)
As for bitter women...I kind of know what you mean...bad exteriors (don't want to use the word ugly)and all..they need to be comfortable and know that beauty comes in many diff ways and bitterness isn't one of them.

Welcome back.

Boorish Male said...

@olanna:
I am with you on that 100%

Adekunle Shobowale said...

Hey Boor. Are you having a laugh man? Cellulite? I need to show you around son.

Boorish Male said...

@adekunle shobowale:
I never did say i needed showing around dude.

NoLimit said...

Okay boorish...I have one word for you:IDIOT!!!
Okay...i'll be back hopefully with more words

NoLimit said...

lol of cos I didn't go anywhere...you're cracking me up with this post of urs!absolutely hilarious...
Sometimes women(bitter) go into a relationship with there eyes wide open knowing fully well that the guy is a player...and hoping they'll be the one to change him(yawn...wake me up!)...I have seen this happen times without number and it is still the 10th wonder of the world...as fas as I'm concerned...anyhue's cut them some slack come now...